It’s Better to Treat People Like Dogs

I don’t know much about his background. I don’t know what city, town or neighborhood he was born, I don’t know if his previous owners/parents were rich or poor. He isn’t perfect. He’s not a perfect specimen of his breed. He Snores, farts, marks furniture sometimes in the house and gets into the trash all the time and spreads it all over. The dude’s got issues.